The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.

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Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.
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2018-12-14 18:50
last episode published
2018-12-14 17:13
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Didn't happen

Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games they turn their attention to Aberdeen 3-2 Livingston, before looking through the big topics of the week: ...

St Johnstone Love-in

Thom, Rob and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. The gang look at Celtic's five-star showing, the armed forces derby and THE POD FINALLY STOPS UNDERESTIMATING ST JOHNSTONE!

Best player on each Scottish Premiership side

Craig F and Joel take a break from the norm to discuss who they believe to be the best player from each Ladbrokes Premiership side.

Netting a brace

Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns analyse yet another cup final victory for Brendan Rodgers's Celtic, from the remarkable rise of Ryan Christie to Mikael Lustig's antics, before running through the Premiership fixtures. Sorry Livingston and ...

From nought to 20...

Shaughan, Joel and Craig F combine to talk through the action from both Europa League games involving Scottish clubs before Shaughan educates the other two on the recent happenings at Stenhousemuir, Airdrieonians, Dumbarton and Raith Rovers.


It's Monday's show! Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hearts' collapse after the apertura, a maverick buddie, Kyle Lafferty doing enough and Livi's recent struggles. T...

Thank you, James Forrest

Craig F, Duncan and Joel join forces to discuss Scotland's victory over Israel, including the typical overreaction, James Forrest's improvement and a deep dive on Steven Fletcher's performance. The trio then discuss another massive overreaction after S...

Horses for Courses

Graeme, Andy and Craig A do a deep dive on Scotland's performance against Albania on Saturday. Discussing Scotland's goals, a healthy amount praise for Steven Fletcher, Ryan Fraser and James Forrest, before giving their thoughts on Israel's defeat of G...

Best moments of the season so far (part two)

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces again to go through the best moments of the season, as they run through Scottish football's weird and wonderful from the middle of August through to October. They then extend the podcast to the start of November o...

Pascali's Bicycle

Graeme, Thom and Craig take on illness head first by moaning about it. There's been six Premiership matches over the weekend and you'd better believe the boys will be talking about it. Graeme relives the horrors of Sunday before praising sexy St Johnst...

It's only been one round of fixtures, but...

Craig F is joined by Joel and Rob. The trio begin by going through some things that are "good" for the nation in the same way that Steven Fletcher's return to the national team is "good" for the nation. They then each get out their crystal ball and mak...

Do the Livi thing

Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they do what is our custom and review the weekend's action. Hearts lose in Glasgow, Box Office Boyd, Samson's last stand (featuring sympathy for the Buddies), a resurgent Sexy St Johnstone, Liam Grimshaw...

Make the red card count

Craig F is joined by Duncan and Graeme to discuss the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Motherwell picking themselves up, the many problems with St Mirren, Gary's glorious Dundee rant, the end of Sexy St Johnstone, Accies fans bein...

Talentless is a bit harsh but...

After all the build-up the Betfred Cup semi-finals didn't quite live up to expectation but that didn't stop Craig A, Rob and Craig C from dissecting them before moving on to the two Premiership matches from the weekend.

New manager splat

Gary, Craig F and Shaughan begin by breaking down the many, many problems with Dundee at the moment. Craig then sums up the nonsensical nature of fandom by dreaming of a Tynecastle title push. From there they move to a deep dive of Dunfermline's recent...

Everyday It Starts - Anxiety

Millennial wankers Thom, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. Keep it real.

That's the f***ing left-back!

Joel is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a delve into the lower leagues and it's a special. Once the Irn-Bru Cup formalities are out of the way the trio go three the Championship, League One and League Two. There is the blessed curse ...

Songs in Triple Time

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt talked through another Scotland defeat and suggested yet more solutions to the general problem of us not winning football matches very often. We then carry out some inductions into our very own Scottish Football Hall of Fam...

Darren 'Mugshot' Fletcher

Craig, Joel and Rob get together a day late because FUCKING SCOTLAND. The trio discuss Thursday night's game, but not before running through the things they'd rather have been doing instead. After all that they discuss Alex McLeish's future and what th...

Those Damned Grass Pitches

Rob, Craig A and Craig C go over the weekend Premiership matches, including poppadom wrists, dodgy defending and shitey social media accounts. Right on.

Laszlo's in the tombola!

Craig Cairns makes the journey to Edinburgh to join Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan for a lower league bonanza. The trio start by discussing the departure of Csaba Laszlo from Dundee United and his rein ill-fated at Tannadice. They jump into League One...

Do you like Scissor Sisters?

CGT hosts on a Monday (say what?!) as Craig F returns alongside Joel Sked as the trio look back on the weekend's action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Livingston deservedly beating Rangers, Hearts playing football, Motherwell's sloppy defensiv...

Why are you so s**t?

Joel is joined by Duncan and Gary to talk through the Betfred Cup action as there was a return to winning ways for league leaders Heart of Midlothian, Celtic's narrow win over St Johnstone, Rangers routine passage to the last four and how bad Aberdeen ...

The Damned Buddies

Graeme takes Andy Harrow and Thom Watt through the weekend's action, where Killie bodied Celtic, Rangers dominated St Johnstone and Dundee failed to remember what a winger is. The trio also discuss how good Hamilton were, and whether the damage Alan St...

A Recipe for Success!

Sacré Bleu! In a remarkable turn of events, once again, Graeme is joined by Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson for a Thursday evening Patter Pod from Glasgow's leafy west end. The boys have a couple of features to get through, and start by naming a team o...

The Terrace Podcast Hearts Bandwagon

It's Monday's show... On a Tuesday! Graeme, Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson talk their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hibs' selection dilemmas, how Kilmarnock never know they're beat (until they are), Livi's push for Europe, Motherw...

Jabronis to Smokies

A lower league bonanza as Joel leads Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and the returning Danny Denholm through a forensic delve into the fag end of Scottish football. There is a discussion about the Raith Rovers, Queen's Park and Stephen Dobbie from the recent ...

Thomas Mikkelsen Clone [ERROR]

Joel is joined by Gary and Robert to collectively shrug their shoulders at the announcement that the SFA chose one average football stadium over another stadium that when used for football would be average. The trio then took a deep dive into Scotland'...

Best moments of the season so far

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces to look at the SFA disciplinary inconsistency, Alan Stubbs deserving the chop at St Mirren and Barry Smith (maybe) plotting his own exit at Raith Rovers. From there the trio spend the next 25 minutes going through...

The Ganja Arena

Andy, Craig Cairns and THISGraeme run through the weekend Premiership action including what turned out to be Stubbs's final game in charge at St Mirren, how Motherwell have managed to fill a Lionel-Ainsworth-shaped hole and Killie's first ever win over...

Immaculate Dickshot

Graeme leads Robert and Thom through the week's Hampden and Murrayfield debate (avoiding blood on anyone's hands), discuss Dembexit as well as a whole collection of good, bad, and downright terrible deadline day moves. The boys round off a solid Thursd...

You Couldn't Make It Up

Two of the Craigs and Andy run through the Premiership weekend, including Motherwell's last-minute salvage operation, Gary Dicker's brutal challenge on Callumn Morrison and Tommy Wright turning St Johnstone sexy.

Curious Owls

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the four top leagues taking an in-depth look at the current situation with Dundee, Ayr United, Arbroath and Albion Rovers where there was some chat about Shaughan's tumble dryer catching fire. The trio then moved on t...

Alan Stubbs' Diamond of Roughs

Graeme leads Andy Harrow and Craig Fowler through the weekend's Betfred Cup action as they discuss 7 weeks of Kenny Miller, Celtic's caravan, The Claret and Amber Machine and Aberdeen bodying St Mirren (among other things). As always, the Terrace come...

The Livi Swamp Monster

Graeme and Craig A are joined by a Glasgow-appearing Robert Borthwick. The trio took a deep delve into Celtic's Champions League exit and their transfer policy, including a conspiracy theory about Eimilio Izaguirre's return. They then made snap judgeme...

Microphones and allergies

Craig F is joined by Craig Cairns and Duncan to look back on the weekend's action, including Celtic being worse than their second last visit to Tynecastle, Levein proving the doubters wrong, St Johnstone showing more adventure, Dundee's deja vu, the Ba...


Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they discuss Celtic's latest installment of their European adventure. The boys then dive into a new feature, discussing what's hot and what's not, before rounding off with some transfer talk and inspi...


Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay and Joel Sked to talk through the weekend's football. The trio begin with Sunday's live game at Pittodrie, as Steven Gerrard drank the Kool-Aid after watching his side better a shan Aberdeen performance with ten m...

Casper the friendly goalkeeper

It's the lower league preview extravaganza! Craig Fowler is joined by CGT, Shaughan and Arbroath superstar Danny Denholm to go through each and every one of the 30 clubs from the three divisions. There's also a bodying of everyone's favourite troll to ...

Scottish Premiership season 2018/19 preview

Craig Fowler leads Joel Sked and Robert Borthwick through 12 questions ahead of the 2018/19 Ladbrokes Premiership season. The lads also give their predictions ahead of the new campaign and pick the best Terrace XI.


We go again. Scottish football, patter, laughter despair, moaning but most of all bodying all trolls. In the first episode of the season Andy Harrow, Craig Anderson and Graeme work their way through the top flight's transfer business, talking the best,...

End of Season Awards

Craig G Telfer hosts as Gary Cocker, Graeme Thewliss and Craig Cairns dish out our annual end-of-season awards. Enjoy!

Bowman Horseman

Joel, Craig F and a special guest get together to discuss the three big matches from the final four days of the Scottish football season. Bye bye Partick Thistle, welcome Livingston, and congratulations Celtic.

Well McGarnagle, Billy is Dead!

Fowler welcomes in CGT and Shaughan to do the last lower league extravaganza of the season as the trio look back through the play-offs, including Dundee United's season in a nutshell, Steve Aitken's defensive tactics, why Raith Rovers have held on to B...

Nadir Ciftci's Velcro toes

Craig Anderson and Graeme do their best to keep on top of all the weekend's action (you try rhyming off all the scorers from Easter Road in 300 degree heat), talk about how great Mark Reynolds was, throw another couple of conspiracies on the pile and t...

Peter Lovenkrands' "beautiful boy"

Craig F, Joel and Shaughan join forces to talk through the best moments from Scottish football over the past five months.

Paranoia, Paranoia

Duncan leads Craig F and Joel through the weekend's football, including Motherwell's horrendous defending, the Partick Thistle malaise, Dougie Imrie shitting himself (figuratively), why Hearts should still be concerned by a defeat to Celtic, and the pr...

Barry Smith at the Baths

Craig Anderson is joined by Andy and Graeme as they debate the top 12 wingers in the league. We've got tricky wingers, pacey wingers, slightly disappointing wingers and a couple of dicks. They round out the show by briefly discussing the runners and ri...

Introducing Noodle

Craig F, CGT and Shaughan mix things up for a Monday podcast, going all lower league to preview the first games of the play-offs and look back on the final weekend of the season in the Championship, League One and League Two. *Apologies for the distrac...

Beggars Belief

Craig F and Gary begin by discussing the latest Rangers 'Banter Years' statement. They then move on to Ross County's managerial situation before looking at the Player of the Year nominations and which stars were the biggest snubs. However, the crux of ...