The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.

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Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.
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2019-05-21 06:14
last episode published
2019-05-20 20:57
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The Shite Life of Jack and Cody

Andy Harrow is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson for the final Monday Premiership round-up of the season. They discuss the cockroaches continuing to do whatever it is cockroaches do, Cody Cooke’s hat-trick with a huge assist by Flapjack Hamilton, ...

Top 12 SPFL Strikers

Craig Fowler is joined by Joel and Gary as they list their top strikers in Scotland right now.

Hecky's Raging At The Wheel

Just two of the Craigs this week as we have a lopsided look at the weekend Premiership matches, spending most of the time on the top six matches before moving on to the dead rubbers.

Brechins on the mind

Fowler is joined by CGT and A View From The Terrace assistant producer Gemma Hood to discuss the latest big news in the lower leagues: Falkirk’s relegation, Brechin’s (second) relegation, Peterhead’s title win, upheaval at Cappielow, a new boss at Quee...

Terrace Podcast Outlaws

Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as they show why they're the VHS to Edinburgh's betamax.  The boys batter through a round of hotties or notties, discussing colour co-ordination, coffins and Cowdenbeath.  They finish of the Thursday...

Best Moments in Scottish Football This Season, Part 4

Craig F and Shaughan struggle on without the ailing Joel Sked to bring you the best of the best in Scottish football.

Repairing a crashed bottle

Andy Harrow is joined by Thom Watt and Craig Anderson to round up the weekend’s Premiership action. They kick off with the bottom six fixtures, where they discuss Jim McIntyre’s unwanted nine in a row, the good and bad of Hamilton Accies and St Mirren’...

La Isla Blanca (Bumper Mailbag Special)

Duncan, Gary and Fowler answer your questions, including wanting your team to lose, strange encounters with footballers, and what the hell is going on in the Championship

An Unmerited Crucifixion

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt join Graeme as they dissect the weekend's Premiership action.  They drop in on the Hearts not being long-ball and the Thunderdome at Rugby Park before heading to Perthshire, Livi and Hamilton.  They round of the week by b...

McLeish and Top 12 Wingers

Craig F, Gary and Joel briefly touch on the completely expected sacking of Alex McLeish, before delving into their lists of the best 12 wingers in the Scottish top flight.

Tying Yourself Up In Knots

Thom and Andy join Craig Cairns to discuss the Scottish Cup semi-finals, including some disagreement about the Dom Ball red card and why Hearts are the England of Scottish football.

Top 12 SPFL Central Midfielders

Fowler, Joel and Duncan run through their top 12 central midfielders in Scotland right now. Don't @ us.

If You Know You Know

Graeme is joined by Craigs Anderson and Cairns to run through the weekend Premiership action.

Don't Mess With The Rohan

Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy and its a thursday PATTER POD.  The boys fire through the midweek action to get to the juicy content, chatting scenes they'd like to see across the SPFL for the remainder of the season, before running through


On Monday's show Craig A, Thom and Craig C run through the weekend Premiership action but only after a brief round of Hotties and Notties.

Top 12 SPFL Central Defenders

It's time for the next of our top-12 lists which means it's time to decide if Andrew Considine is an average centre-half or an average full-back, if Jason Kerr is good enough to have helped Scotland to a 2-0 defeat in Kazakhstan, and whether or not St ...

Umar Sadiq Is Back!

On Monday's show, Graeme, Andy and Craig A kick off with the game that is sweeping the nation, Hotties and Notties, before turning to the infinitely less interesting matches in San Marino and the Highlands.

The brains-trust

Craig Fowler is joined by Duncan McKay to go through Scotland’s unbelievable (yet entirely believable) defeat to Kazakhstan. They discuss the shocking underperformance of both player and manager, and a completely wild take from Jim White. They then pic...

Possession and Corners

For Monday's Premiership round-up, raging hipsters Craig A, Graeme and Craig C try to analyse the weekend's football but end up getting sidetracked by xG and skinny jeans instead.

The Top 12 Full-backs - not sponsored by Mikael Lustig

Joel and Gary get together for another Thursday Edinburgh podcast. The duo choose their top 12 full-backs. Does Mikael Lustig miss out? Who is Gary's surprise omission? Which player does Joel confess is love for? All these questions answered and some a...

What was the Celtic score?

Thom, Andy and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action, including Ziggy Gordon's retirement match, a game so bad one of the Terrace podcasters left at half-time and Brendan Rodgers continuing to bullshit Celtic fans.

Trees, CCTV and the SAS

Joel and Shaughan spend a Thursday night in each other's company to bring the third instalment of the patter list. There are fans in trees, balls thrown, balls kicked, crying players and burglars. There may also be some chat around episode one of the T...

The Natural Disasters

The trio analyse the rate per minute of David Robertson's swearing and hear about Graeme's in-game diet before running through the Scottish Cup quarter-finals where Craig Cairns compares Inverness's management duo to a wrestling tag team.

The top 12 goalkeepers in Scottish football

It's time for the start of our annual top 12 lists as Joel, Craig F and Duncan discuss, among other things, the right adjective for Zdenek Zlamal, which highly touted youngster has had an overrated season, why Gary Woods is definitely not in this year'...

Wheel of Justice

Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Andy Harrow as the boys review the weekend's action.  They kick off with a resurgent (?) Dundee against a resurgent (?) Hibernian, as they try to figure out who is resurgent and who isn't. They check in on Ranger...


Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy for a Thursday PATTER POD. The boys work their way through a new feature, HOTTIES or NOTTIES, as they discuss what is currently hot, or not, in Scottish football...and other stuff. They follow this up with a tribute to ...

How to beat Dr Robotnik

Craig Anderson and Thom are joned by Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Premiership matches, including Scott Wright getting the right loan move at maybe the wrong time, why Livingston might be relegated next season and why Alfredo Morelos isn't t...

CGT's bold prediction

Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and Duncan discuss the relegation zones in the Championship and League 1 and who is in with a shout of promotion from League 2.

Mortal Kombat McGinn

Thom Watt and Robert Borthwick join Craig Anderson to discuss an exciting weekend of Scottish Cup football. The boys speculate on whether Scott Bain and Sam Cosgrove will ever get back to normal and discuss UFC's expansion into Paisley and Kilmarnock.

No pun intended

Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the midweek games by picking things they liked and disliked about the action. Like - St Mirren making 23rd minute tactical changes, Oliver Burke's form, the impact of January signings, Alfredo Morelos' finish, and th...

Building Castles in the Sky

Joel Sked and Duncan McKay stepped up to the plate for the Monday show. Instead of the usual round-up from the Scottish Premiership they went down a different path and picked out winners and losers from the weekend's round of fixtures. Plenty.

Get with the programme Fife boy

Craig F is joined by CGT and Gary to talk through Hamilton's new management team, the Scottish Cup replays (Dundee, LOL), the Scottish Championship title race, and the performance of the season at Hampden.

The Standard is the Standard

Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys talk through the Rangers return to form, discuss Hibs at length both on and off the park, Celtic's quality and Accies' apathy. They round off the weekend's ...

Get the receipts

Graeme and Andy are given a real treat, as Duncan McKay joins us from Edinburgh as the Ladbrokes Premiership returns to us!  The boys have a quick-fire 12 team 'Hot-Take' extravaganza, as they give their searing takes on each of the 12 top flight team...

Get the finger out!

Craig F is joined by Joel and Shaughan to go over the weekend's Scottish Cup action. As is common in the competition there were no shocks to discuss. Not Auchinleck Talbot's win over Ayr United or Stenhousemuir's draw with Aberdeen or Raith Rovers thum...

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

The triumphant return of Shaughan and CGT has the guys talking through the Championship relegation battle, Arbroath's procession to the title, Stenhousemuir's struggles and things finally looking up for Cowdenbeath. 

I'm a big cult guy

Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig as they decide which top flight teams, players and managers need to hit the ground running in the Scottish Cup (Falkirk fans can skip ahead), before delving into a new section; discussing the most memorable Scotland g...

Rolling out of a car and off a cliff

Gary, Fowler and Joel join forces to discuss Dundee's... erm... 'familiar' signing policy, what's next for Hibs after a tough opening half to the campaign, Dunfermline getting rid of AJ and hiring Stevie Crawford, and finish on a discussion of Scottish...


Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they discuss the transfer window so far. Running through each of the top flight sides, they describe the good, bad and shrug of the transfer window so far. They round off the show as each of them pick their best U21...

Festive winners and losers

Andy and Thom are joined by Craig Cairns to run through the SPFL winners and losers of the festive period, including Halliday's redemption, Haring's hernia and the rise of the A-team.

Pre-contract offers your club should make

Craig F and Joel combine to run through every team in the top flight and which players they should offer pre-contract deals to next month. Who the hell do you give to Celtic? Should Rangers go after a prodigal son? Is it impossible to find someone for ...

Jim Leishman coming down the chimney

Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy to talk their way through anything but football. The boys put together their SPFL Festive XI (which gets tenuous), festive do me a solids, a Terrace Podcast secret santa, our now traditional Christmas carol before discu...

Five long balls, silly little game

Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast for the episode to be cancelled it went ahead with Joel, Duncan and Gary. Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast to discuss anything other than football, the trio reviewed the weekend actio...

Didn't happen

Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games they turn their attention to Aberdeen 3-2 Livingston, before looking through the big topics of the week: ...

St Johnstone Love-in

Thom, Rob and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. The gang look at Celtic's five-star showing, the armed forces derby and THE POD FINALLY STOPS UNDERESTIMATING ST JOHNSTONE!

Best player on each Scottish Premiership side

Craig F and Joel take a break from the norm to discuss who they believe to be the best player from each Ladbrokes Premiership side.

Netting a brace

Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns analyse yet another cup final victory for Brendan Rodgers's Celtic, from the remarkable rise of Ryan Christie to Mikael Lustig's antics, before running through the Premiership fixtures. Sorry Livingston and ...

From nought to 20...

Shaughan, Joel and Craig F combine to talk through the action from both Europa League games involving Scottish clubs before Shaughan educates the other two on the recent happenings at Stenhousemuir, Airdrieonians, Dumbarton and Raith Rovers.


It's Monday's show! Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hearts' collapse after the apertura, a maverick buddie, Kyle Lafferty doing enough and Livi's recent struggles. T...

Thank you, James Forrest

Craig F, Duncan and Joel join forces to discuss Scotland's victory over Israel, including the typical overreaction, James Forrest's improvement and a deep dive on Steven Fletcher's performance. The trio then discuss another massive overreaction after S...