The Terrace Scottish Football Podcast

Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.

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Long running, twice-weekly Scottish football podcast which prides itself on covering the fortunes and misadventures of teams throughout the SPFL. With content and an attitude you won't find anywhere else, The Terrace is sometimes analytical, sometimes funny, mostly informal and always has a passion for the Scottish game.
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last modified
2019-02-19 04:44
last episode published
2019-02-18 22:43
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How to beat Dr Robotnik

Craig Anderson and Thom are joned by Craig Cairns to go through the weekend's Premiership matches, including Scott Wright getting the right loan move at maybe the wrong time, why Livingston might be relegated next season and why Alfredo Morelos isn't t...

CGT's bold prediction

Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and Duncan discuss the relegation zones in the Championship and League 1 and who is in with a shout of promotion from League 2.

Mortal Kombat McGinn

Thom Watt and Robert Borthwick join Craig Anderson to discuss an exciting weekend of Scottish Cup football. The boys speculate on whether Scott Bain and Sam Cosgrove will ever get back to normal and discuss UFC's expansion into Paisley and Kilmarnock.

No pun intended

Craig F, Joel and Gary look back on the midweek games by picking things they liked and disliked about the action. Like - St Mirren making 23rd minute tactical changes, Oliver Burke's form, the impact of January signings, Alfredo Morelos' finish, and th...

Building Castles in the Sky

Joel Sked and Duncan McKay stepped up to the plate for the Monday show. Instead of the usual round-up from the Scottish Premiership they went down a different path and picked out winners and losers from the weekend's round of fixtures. Plenty.

Get with the programme Fife boy

Craig F is joined by CGT and Gary to talk through Hamilton's new management team, the Scottish Cup replays (Dundee, LOL), the Scottish Championship title race, and the performance of the season at Hampden.

The Standard is the Standard

Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys talk through the Rangers return to form, discuss Hibs at length both on and off the park, Celtic's quality and Accies' apathy. They round off the weekend's ...

Get the receipts

Graeme and Andy are given a real treat, as Duncan McKay joins us from Edinburgh as the Ladbrokes Premiership returns to us!  The boys have a quick-fire 12 team 'Hot-Take' extravaganza, as they give their searing takes on each of the 12 top flight team...

Get the finger out!

Craig F is joined by Joel and Shaughan to go over the weekend's Scottish Cup action. As is common in the competition there were no shocks to discuss. Not Auchinleck Talbot's win over Ayr United or Stenhousemuir's draw with Aberdeen or Raith Rovers thum...

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

The triumphant return of Shaughan and CGT has the guys talking through the Championship relegation battle, Arbroath's procession to the title, Stenhousemuir's struggles and things finally looking up for Cowdenbeath. 

I'm a big cult guy

Graeme is joined by Thom and Craig as they decide which top flight teams, players and managers need to hit the ground running in the Scottish Cup (Falkirk fans can skip ahead), before delving into a new section; discussing the most memorable Scotland g...

Rolling out of a car and off a cliff

Gary, Fowler and Joel join forces to discuss Dundee's... erm... 'familiar' signing policy, what's next for Hibs after a tough opening half to the campaign, Dunfermline getting rid of AJ and hiring Stevie Crawford, and finish on a discussion of Scottish...


Graeme is joined by Thom and Andy as they discuss the transfer window so far. Running through each of the top flight sides, they describe the good, bad and shrug of the transfer window so far. They round off the show as each of them pick their best U21...

Festive winners and losers

Andy and Thom are joined by Craig Cairns to run through the SPFL winners and losers of the festive period, including Halliday's redemption, Haring's hernia and the rise of the A-team.

Pre-contract offers your club should make

Craig F and Joel combine to run through every team in the top flight and which players they should offer pre-contract deals to next month. Who the hell do you give to Celtic? Should Rangers go after a prodigal son? Is it impossible to find someone for ...

Jim Leishman coming down the chimney

Graeme is joined by Rob and Andy to talk their way through anything but football. The boys put together their SPFL Festive XI (which gets tenuous), festive do me a solids, a Terrace Podcast secret santa, our now traditional Christmas carol before discu...

Five long balls, silly little game

Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast for the episode to be cancelled it went ahead with Joel, Duncan and Gary. Despite calls from a certain member of the podcast to discuss anything other than football, the trio reviewed the weekend actio...

Didn't happen

Craig F, Craig C and Joel look back at a big night in the Europa League as Celtic make it through and Rangers do not. After dissecting those games they turn their attention to Aberdeen 3-2 Livingston, before looking through the big topics of the week: ...

St Johnstone Love-in

Thom, Rob and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. The gang look at Celtic's five-star showing, the armed forces derby and THE POD FINALLY STOPS UNDERESTIMATING ST JOHNSTONE!

Best player on each Scottish Premiership side

Craig F and Joel take a break from the norm to discuss who they believe to be the best player from each Ladbrokes Premiership side.

Netting a brace

Craig Anderson, Andy Harrow and Craig Cairns analyse yet another cup final victory for Brendan Rodgers's Celtic, from the remarkable rise of Ryan Christie to Mikael Lustig's antics, before running through the Premiership fixtures. Sorry Livingston and ...

From nought to 20...

Shaughan, Joel and Craig F combine to talk through the action from both Europa League games involving Scottish clubs before Shaughan educates the other two on the recent happenings at Stenhousemuir, Airdrieonians, Dumbarton and Raith Rovers.


It's Monday's show! Graeme is joined by Craig Anderson and Thom Watt as they work their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hearts' collapse after the apertura, a maverick buddie, Kyle Lafferty doing enough and Livi's recent struggles. T...

Thank you, James Forrest

Craig F, Duncan and Joel join forces to discuss Scotland's victory over Israel, including the typical overreaction, James Forrest's improvement and a deep dive on Steven Fletcher's performance. The trio then discuss another massive overreaction after S...

Horses for Courses

Graeme, Andy and Craig A do a deep dive on Scotland's performance against Albania on Saturday. Discussing Scotland's goals, a healthy amount praise for Steven Fletcher, Ryan Fraser and James Forrest, before giving their thoughts on Israel's defeat of G...

Best moments of the season so far (part two)

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces again to go through the best moments of the season, as they run through Scottish football's weird and wonderful from the middle of August through to October. They then extend the podcast to the start of November o...

Pascali's Bicycle

Graeme, Thom and Craig take on illness head first by moaning about it. There's been six Premiership matches over the weekend and you'd better believe the boys will be talking about it. Graeme relives the horrors of Sunday before praising sexy St Johnst...

It's only been one round of fixtures, but...

Craig F is joined by Joel and Rob. The trio begin by going through some things that are "good" for the nation in the same way that Steven Fletcher's return to the national team is "good" for the nation. They then each get out their crystal ball and mak...

Do the Livi thing

Graeme is joined by Thom Watt and Andy Harrow as they do what is our custom and review the weekend's action. Hearts lose in Glasgow, Box Office Boyd, Samson's last stand (featuring sympathy for the Buddies), a resurgent Sexy St Johnstone, Liam Grimshaw...

Make the red card count

Craig F is joined by Duncan and Graeme to discuss the midweek action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Motherwell picking themselves up, the many problems with St Mirren, Gary's glorious Dundee rant, the end of Sexy St Johnstone, Accies fans bein...

Talentless is a bit harsh but...

After all the build-up the Betfred Cup semi-finals didn't quite live up to expectation but that didn't stop Craig A, Rob and Craig C from dissecting them before moving on to the two Premiership matches from the weekend.

New manager splat

Gary, Craig F and Shaughan begin by breaking down the many, many problems with Dundee at the moment. Craig then sums up the nonsensical nature of fandom by dreaming of a Tynecastle title push. From there they move to a deep dive of Dunfermline's recent...

Everyday It Starts - Anxiety

Millennial wankers Thom, Craig Anderson and Craig Cairns run through the weekend Premiership action. Keep it real.

That's the f***ing left-back!

Joel is joined by Shaughan McGuigan and Craig G Telfer for a delve into the lower leagues and it's a special. Once the Irn-Bru Cup formalities are out of the way the trio go three the Championship, League One and League Two. There is the blessed curse ...

Songs in Triple Time

Craig Anderson and Thom Watt talked through another Scotland defeat and suggested yet more solutions to the general problem of us not winning football matches very often. We then carry out some inductions into our very own Scottish Football Hall of Fam...

Darren 'Mugshot' Fletcher

Craig, Joel and Rob get together a day late because FUCKING SCOTLAND. The trio discuss Thursday night's game, but not before running through the things they'd rather have been doing instead. After all that they discuss Alex McLeish's future and what th...

Those Damned Grass Pitches

Rob, Craig A and Craig C go over the weekend Premiership matches, including poppadom wrists, dodgy defending and shitey social media accounts. Right on.

Laszlo's in the tombola!

Craig Cairns makes the journey to Edinburgh to join Joel Sked and Shaughan McGuigan for a lower league bonanza. The trio start by discussing the departure of Csaba Laszlo from Dundee United and his rein ill-fated at Tannadice. They jump into League One...

Do you like Scissor Sisters?

CGT hosts on a Monday (say what?!) as Craig F returns alongside Joel Sked as the trio look back on the weekend's action in the Ladbrokes Premiership, including Livingston deservedly beating Rangers, Hearts playing football, Motherwell's sloppy defensiv...

Why are you so s**t?

Joel is joined by Duncan and Gary to talk through the Betfred Cup action as there was a return to winning ways for league leaders Heart of Midlothian, Celtic's narrow win over St Johnstone, Rangers routine passage to the last four and how bad Aberdeen ...

The Damned Buddies

Graeme takes Andy Harrow and Thom Watt through the weekend's action, where Killie bodied Celtic, Rangers dominated St Johnstone and Dundee failed to remember what a winger is. The trio also discuss how good Hamilton were, and whether the damage Alan St...

A Recipe for Success!

Sacré Bleu! In a remarkable turn of events, once again, Graeme is joined by Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson for a Thursday evening Patter Pod from Glasgow's leafy west end. The boys have a couple of features to get through, and start by naming a team o...

The Terrace Podcast Hearts Bandwagon

It's Monday's show... On a Tuesday! Graeme, Andy Harrow and Craig Anderson talk their way through the weekend's action. The boys discuss Hibs' selection dilemmas, how Kilmarnock never know they're beat (until they are), Livi's push for Europe, Motherw...

Jabronis to Smokies

A lower league bonanza as Joel leads Shaughan, Craig G Telfer and the returning Danny Denholm through a forensic delve into the fag end of Scottish football. There is a discussion about the Raith Rovers, Queen's Park and Stephen Dobbie from the recent ...

Thomas Mikkelsen Clone [ERROR]

Joel is joined by Gary and Robert to collectively shrug their shoulders at the announcement that the SFA chose one average football stadium over another stadium that when used for football would be average. The trio then took a deep dive into Scotland'...

Best moments of the season so far

Craig F, Shaughan and Joel join forces to look at the SFA disciplinary inconsistency, Alan Stubbs deserving the chop at St Mirren and Barry Smith (maybe) plotting his own exit at Raith Rovers. From there the trio spend the next 25 minutes going through...

The Ganja Arena

Andy, Craig Cairns and THISGraeme run through the weekend Premiership action including what turned out to be Stubbs's final game in charge at St Mirren, how Motherwell have managed to fill a Lionel-Ainsworth-shaped hole and Killie's first ever win over...

Immaculate Dickshot

Graeme leads Robert and Thom through the week's Hampden and Murrayfield debate (avoiding blood on anyone's hands), discuss Dembexit as well as a whole collection of good, bad, and downright terrible deadline day moves. The boys round off a solid Thursd...

You Couldn't Make It Up

Two of the Craigs and Andy run through the Premiership weekend, including Motherwell's last-minute salvage operation, Gary Dicker's brutal challenge on Callumn Morrison and Tommy Wright turning St Johnstone sexy.

Curious Owls

Joel, Shaughan and Gary delve into the four top leagues taking an in-depth look at the current situation with Dundee, Ayr United, Arbroath and Albion Rovers where there was some chat about Shaughan's tumble dryer catching fire. The trio then moved on t...