Sleep With Me Podcast

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Insomnia? Can't fall asleep? Mind racing at night? Worries keeping you awake? This is the podcast designed to help you fall asleep.

If you've tried pills, hypnosis, guided meditation and ASMR to no avail it is time to try"Sleep With Me".

Sleep With Me is a bedtime story that lets you forget your problems but progressively gets more boring until you fall to sleep.

So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. This will be like one of those guided meditations to carry you off to slumber.

"Sleep With Me" is a groundbreaking podcast that uses boredom superpowers to help you fall asleep. So get in bed, press play and drift off into dreamland. If you have trouble falling asleep or insomnia you are in the right place!

The prefect blend of boredom and engagement so you can peacefully drift off.

This podcast is a bit silly and odd like a funny dream you can't remember.

Set your phone aside, press play, close your eyes, snuggle in and fall asleep with me.

-Dearest Scooter
dearestscooter@sleepwithmepodcast.com

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Website
http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com
Description
The Podcast That Puts You To Sleep| A Lulling, Droning, Boring Bedtime Story to Distract Your Racing Mind
Language
🇬🇧 English
last modified
2019-11-08 04:55
last episode published
2018-03-28 14:00
publication frequency
16.5 days
Contributors
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter owner   author  
Explicit
true
Number of Episodes
30
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Categories
Health TV & Film Comedy Alternative Health

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Episodes

Date Thumb Title & Description Contributors
28.03.2018

Sleep With Me is now a part of Night Vale Presents!

Sleep With Me is now a part of Night Vale Presents! http://www.nightvalepresents.com/ Nothing will change in how you get the podcast, it should all be seamless. In order to make that work we will be taking one week off from releasing episodes. So there...
6.02.2017

Who Watches the Watchers| Sleep With TNG| Sleep With Me #494

Oh Palmer, Oh Leland, are not cat noises at night the sailor’s delight? (Trek Talk at 12:33) After waxing poetic i’ll be sending my voice across known and unknown dimensions to put you to sleep. Placemaking first, meandering later…seconds later as we d...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
3.02.2017

When Dumplings Fly| Superdull Stories| Sleep With Me #493

The podcast that is life in between the pauses. (story at 17:40) What the world needs now is shoe, shoe horns. Or you can use my smushpop finger hook method. Our story about dumlings with be the bed horn that slides you smoothly into slumber. Support t...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
1.02.2017

Skybridge Discovery Tour| Sleep With Me #492

The sky stroller, who strolls above the masses, takes you on a tour of San Francisco skybridges. No mere pedestrian walkways, these are gateways, to art and appreciation of cars at a distance. Snooze to the soothing sounds of sweet San Francisco on a S...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
30.01.2017

The Royale| Sleep With TNG| Sleep With Me #491

I’m jealous of the Riker swagger, but don’t let that keep you awake. (15:15 Trek talk begins) As you slumber I ask you don’t sneeze in my amuse bouche. I hope you dream of Data in a cowboy hat and Worf answering pleasant calls. Support the show at Patr...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
27.01.2017

Do You Believe in Magic?| Superdull Stories| Sleep With Me #490

A dreamy trip down a fictional Bette Midler Lane starts off your journey to sleep. (setup 16:58/ Story 18:54) Then we will follow Martin and his attempt to join the magic circle. As you sink deep into be characters will whisper and chatter, characters,...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
25.01.2017

Superbowl Sandwich“The Lich”| Real Time Recipes| Sleep With Me #489

After I broke something bespoke, I headed into a warm inn to observe the life of an NPC. (episode at 16:42) Then the episode starts with a trip to trader joes. Then we prepare two Super Bowl sandwiches and have a visit from the cast from “Not Necessari...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
23.01.2017

Justice| Sleep With TNG| Sleep With Me #488

Bed-time for the podcast that slowly goes where no boldness belongs but bores. (Trek talk at 20:32) After I recover from the dish soap deception and reminisce about my days with the soap trio, discussion of “Justice” will begin. Support the show at Pat...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
20.01.2017

Polished Stone in My Shoe| Superdull Stories| Sleep With Me #487

What would be better for bedtime than being out of things to sorts, sorters and collators. (story at 17:32) It gives me an autosomatic response. Remember all sleepless sorts are welcome here. Tonight our new episodic series starts based on the characte...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
19.01.2017

Woods of My Youth| Sleep to Strange from #383

This episode was recorded on location and contains ambient noises like birds and moss scratching, as well as me walking. If you want keep Sleep to Strange as a free podcast for everyone then become a monthly patron http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/pat...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
12.01.2017

Priya the Prius| Trending Tuesday| Story Only from Sleep With Me #380

Can Scoots save the talking car genre, while saving the world and put you to sleep? Would you settle for falling asleep. I’ll meet a car named Priya and we will set forth on a quest all while you are carried away on manufactured whispers. If you want k...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
29.12.2016

Searching for Havisham| Day at the Dickens Fair

One last trip to Dickens’ London before the holiday comes to a close. ( FYI THIS EPISODE contains ambient audio) Slip into sleep as I stroll in search of a jilted bride. We won’t be eating any cake, but there will be layers of pillowy boredom interwove...
25.12.2016

Choices Conclude Claude’s Correspondence on Claus| Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus Parts 5& 6

It is time for you to sleep as Roberta faces down Santa’s Secret. Choices will be made but it will take a while as they will be drizzled in white chocolatey exposition. Plus a few speeches. All to save Christmas. The conclusion of Roberta Claus. Claude...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
24.12.2016

Claus, Cookies and Cotton Cane Candy Caves| Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus Parts 3& 4

Would you like a sleep-inducing cookie from a bottomless cookie tin? Have a bite of boredom and be distracted as I drop the story in the snow. Roberta and Claude will have some hot coco, as snowballs roll near a peaceful lakeside. The fly across the ni...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
23.12.2016

Roberta Claus vs the Yule Lads| Claude Neon Reports Parts 1& 2

Sleep well and don’t worry as this story about Christmas change unfolds. All will be healed and resolved in good time. Correspondent Claude Neon reports on the whereabouts of the new “Santa”, Roberta Claus. If talk about the passing on of Christmas ico...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
23.12.2016

Shopping for a Happy Christmas at The Dickens Fair| Sleep With Me #477

A gentle stroll through the Dickens Fair as I list a few of my Fagin things and read signs. (show starts at 04:05) Marley-Watch 2017 begins early as crushes can be hard to find. What character actor would I write a movie about? Don’t worry the rambles ...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
22.12.2016

Shame Free Christmas| Roberta Claus #6

The conclusion of Roberta Claus. Claude Neon reporting for Sleep With Me Podcast. If you want to keep Sleep to Strange as a free podcast for everyone then become a monthly patron http://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/patron Subscribe: iTunes | Google Play ...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
21.12.2016

Not Dangerous But Seemingly Most Dangerous Game| Nuns in Space #18| Sleep With Me #478

Why would you need a holodeck when you could just lie down? (Setup 18:06, 20:17 Story) As Scooter exclaims “I feel like Katniss!” a pity party will hopefully be transformed into compassion or empathy. All this while resting gently in waterbed with syna...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
19.12.2016

“A Christmas Story” Tale of the Tape| Sleep With Me #476

What is more reliable Scoots’ memory of watching “A Christmas Story” on VHS or the actual movie? (recap at 15:25) Does Ralphie or Mikey want a BBfun machine for Christmas? What year is it? Sleep as this is more swirly and less surly, like a loosely def...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
19.12.2016

Christmas Eve Choices| Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus #5

It is time for you to sleep as Roberta faces down Santa’s Secret. Choices will be made but it will take a while as they will be drizzled in white chocolatey exposition. Plus a few speeches. All to save Christmas. If you want to keep Sleep to Strange as...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
16.12.2016

Neon Signs in Space| Nuns in Space #17| Sleep With Me #475

I enter “Ode Mode” to put a stop to bedtime grapples. (setup 15:51 story/post Banderas 21:16) Then we find a place in space where there are signs, everywhere there were signs…or more like symbols. Set your sense aside, say Snuffleupagus and then sleep....
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
14.12.2016

Real Time Stuffing and Mashed Potatoes| Sleep With Me #474

Punch without lines pours out like a novocaine flashback, numb and mumbly. (starts at 15:08) We head to Trader Joe’s to kick a side dish party. When bake time arrives we build some expired gingerbread houses. Support the show at Patreon http://www.slee...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
14.12.2016

Candy Cane Cotton Candy| Roberta Claus #4

Fly across the night sky in Santa’s sleigh and then touch down on a cloudy field of snowy dreams. If you must enter a cave this night, might I suggest one made of candy? Roberta’s tale will continue on her quest to the North Pole, but never fret for yo...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
13.12.2016

Net-Ha-Syrup| Roberta Claus #3 via Claude Neon Reports

Would you like a sleep-inducing cookie from a bottomless cookie tin? Have a bite of boredom and be distracted as I drop the story in the snow. Roberta and Claude will have some hot coco, as snowballs roll near a peaceful lakeside. If you want to keep S...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
12.12.2016

Laurel& Hardy’s March of the Wooden Soliders RECAPPED| Sleep With Me #473

More meaderwear talk and then scooter works his way down the list of harmless animals and somehow ends up doing his tiny #twowordimpressions ala “Mr. Smithers”, “Lord Commander”, “ Heyhey Booboo” and “Hi Ya”. (episode @17:42) Then we will float off to ...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
9.12.2016

Games of Telephone| Nuns in Space #16| Sleep With Me #472

Did you ever try and communicate something and have it get confused. (17:00 Setup 20:33 Story/Post Banderas) What would happen if you throw in a confused quartermaster who talks to a soda machine? Sleep will take you in her warm embrace. Pick up a Jack...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
8.12.2016

Yule Lads!| Claude Neon Reports on Roberta Claus #2

Join Roberta and Claude as they journey via U-haul and Sleigh. Rest your head and don’t worry as Spackle and his magic map will guide the way. Even a case of yogurt smashing Yule Lads should not upset your winter slumber. If you want to keep Sleep to S...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
7.12.2016

Shirtless Holiday Ghosts at the Dickens Fair| Sleep With Me #471

The Boy Who Lost The Harpist descends into the Dickens Fair. (Starts at 4:17) While Victorian London can be stimulating Scooter will spend time reading signs and watching stuff. Let the rumbles and rambles of this holiday fair carry you away to dreamla...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
6.12.2016

Lights on the (Formally Most Polluted) Lake with Flakey| A Guided Meditation

Become a sleepy snowflake and float among the lights. While you sleep we will drift from one animated “wonder” to another. Do not worry if you fall asleep, what you miss is missable, but as unforgettable as holiday tradition. If you want to keep Sleep ...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author
5.12.2016

Macy’s 2016 Parade Recap| With Ray,“The Gregger” and Mikey| Sleep With Me #470

Magnets in menaderwear, meander mufflers and more. (starts at 14:26) The parade recap will make about as much sense as a turkey helm, but it will be much cleaner. Snuggle in as balloon and floats drift by. 00:05:00 All Music Ends 00:14:26 Parade Covera...
Sleep Helper + Bedtime Storyteller- Dearest Scooter author